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Security guard shocked after finding “realistic” willy-shaped sweet potato
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Sadly for the phallic vegetable, it proved unpopular with shoppers, who decided to give it a wide berth. The shape of the veggie mimics that of a human penis, with a bulbous end looking like testicles attached to a long smooth shaft with a coned tip, which was further emphasised by the fact it was past its just-picked best. She told NT News : "It was starting to go off , it was a bit shrivelled at the end. Ally added that the lonely veggie was perhaps a tad smaller than the average penis, which might have been why it was overlooked. Playing with the solitary vegetable clearly got Ally in the mood for some delicious root veg, and she admitted she satisfied her craving with a bag of sweet potato crisps.
No-one wants to buy this cheeky-looking sweet potato.. So would YOU pop it in your trolley?
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