I went to bed the other night, wearing my Red Sash shirt from last season. Before drifting off I had a tug and ended up with a puddle of ball-juice in the hollow between my thumb and forefinger. You know how it is; you have a tug, you cum, the endorphins wash through you and it takes a while before you have any energy to mop up. In the meantime your subconscious is diligently at work to maintain the wrist in a correct alignment so that the ball-juice doesn't overflow the thumb-forefinger hollow and cascade down onto the bed sheets. But eventually it dawns on you that you must mop up and get some kip. At this point, the other night, I am ashamed to say that I used my Saints shirt to mop up.
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Our goal is for Newgrounds to be ad free for everyone! Become a Supporter today and help make this dream a reality! Masturbation clean-up methods? So you get done wanking one off, and what do you do pre-ejaculation to catch your load? Mine is opening my dogs mouth and just letting it rain all up in 'der.
And since the dawn of civilisation — when primitive man completed that first historic tug in the dim recesses of his cave — the burning question of how to dispose of excess seed has never satisfactorily been resolved. So I decided once and for all to cut through the confusion and definitively rank the best and worst ways of cleaning up after burping the worm. I know most of you groovy millennials out there will struggle to relate, but back in the days before unlimited free porn on your phone magazines were all we had. You could share them with mates. The standard of photography was excellent, on the whole.